What People Are Really Telling About Themselves On Craigslist and Freecycle...
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
KISS collection - $75
Dubstep Yo
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Available curbside
Two story rodent cage, hookah in nice case with coals, pet bed, cat play box, pasta pronto, and other misc. will be adding as day goes on....downtown across from holy cross catholic."
Out on the curb just in time for sunday school.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
porcalin dolls
I can TOTALLY get behind selling off a bunch of crummy porcelain dolls, but if going to all the trouble, Gene, why not spell check, and research a tiny bit? We know you have a computer. You have some experience with dolls. How does the word 'porcelain' get typed out 'porcalin' Gene? That doesn't look right does it? Why not spend three minutes doing a google search? It would catch the misspelling and redirect you to 'porcelain' dolls. Perhaps one of these dolls is worth more than $5. I did just that, and here is a revised listing that I wrote, primarily by cutting and pasting someone else's information, just for you:
Porcelain Dolls and Collectible Dolls for sale; MOTIVATED SELLER!! Take a look at my doll collection; you’ll agree that they are absolutely stunning. Crafted with exquisite detail, each doll in my collection is unique and full of personality with beautiful dresses and gowns. While Native American porcelain dolls comprise the bulk of my collection, there are also holiday dolls, baby dolls, princess dolls and general dressing dolls. Included are clear, acrylic stands to showcase their beauty. Don't miss this opportunity!
That wasn't so difficult, right? Strangely, the thing that interests me the most is that Caboodles train case in the showcase. That is something that I would buy for $5. After researching that for, like, one second, I found this listing on etsy
http://www.etsy.com/listing/91868148/caboodles-makeup-carrier-case-purple?
That seller anticipates getting $35 for it! I might spend that. Late in the evening after a glass of wine. Sure!
Anyway. I don't like dolls that much, but I definitely think this Gene could amp it up a little and it would pay 'alot'
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
"Giving away expired food"
Really? Cause I hate the idea of botchulism. I also hate the idea of expired curb food in the rain. Even if I did consider taking this free offer, I would need additional information, primarily, just how out of date are we talking here? Exactly how elderly is the lady? How thick was the layer of dust blanketing the food items? What is the font like on the logos? Olde English script? Psychedellic bubble letters?
23 empty wine bottles and 4 empty hard alcohol bottles - $20, Or "HAY THATZ NOT HOW YOU RECYCLE"
And who the hell wants to decorate their home with hard liquor bottles? What are you going to do with them? Make a liquor wreath? An empty-bottle bouquet? Nice try ass hat. I'll make you an offer; how about you call your recycling pick up service like the rest of us did and put all those completely empty, washed out bottles straight into the bin.
Further more, If I am going to create some tragedy of a craft with empty alcohol bottles, wouldn't consuming the alcohol myself be like, 99% of the appeal? I can generate empty bottles all by myself people. I don't need to get on craigslist and pay some weirdo $20 for his.
Monday, March 26, 2012
FREE Purple Prom Dress
Date: 2012-03-24, 11:26AM EDT
FREE! Really pretty just have no use for. Size 18 but not true to size, I'm a 12 and is a little loose in the underarm area. Please, only call if you trully need a prom dress. This is NOT for re-sale! Nothing chaps me more then to give something to somebody who says they need it, and see on here the next day. CALLS ONLY, no texts, no emails. Will NOT meet you. I will delete this when it is gone from my hands. Will not hold it, unless you are on the way. 828-318-7385